I watched several episodes of some sort of crime show.
The for real one that I saw was Law & Order SVU, I don’t know what the other one was and then I saw half of a second episode of SVU
Funny thing, SVU is A) only the investigation, and not the trial stuff and B) all about sex, rape and murder involving sex and rape.
Shit, maybe I saw 3 episodes of SVU the stories were like this.
8:00 hour. Freaky family who runs a “Day care” that is actually a just pretty much the family, but check it: Family is very important to the dad, but alas, he can no longer have kids. He wants to have his wife knocked up, so he pays strangers to fuck her. Keeps the kids. His wife’s baby factory stops working, so he keeps having the guys make sweet poking with the wife and he turkey bastes the jizz and squirts it into his daughter. They take this all to trial and the star witness, the daughter flakes out. Family first. In the end they get daddy because he tried to do all this with a former renter in the house, but he ended up killing her because she was fixin’ to back out on the deal. They find he skull and fingers buried in the sub basement. Freaky. Post Script: Daughter (15 years old) decides to not keep the baby, Unsure if that means adoption or abortion.
9:00 Guest starring Rip Torn. Rip’s got two sons. First son is found dead, poisoned by insecticide. First suspect is the gardener, who the wife is banging. That falls through when the gardener has an alibi. SO then Rip’s second son dies mysteriously. Suspicion falls on the first dead son’s wife, but it turns out the actual killer in both cases was the second son’s wife. Good tale.
10:00 Gues starring Brian Dennehey, (I thought he was dead). Old man dying, daughter hates him. Investigators think he molested her.. It turns out he’s an old timey bank robber wanted by the FBI. Turned it off to play halo 2 online. The mother fuckers on line are ruthless and made me question my manhood since they beat me so badly.
I also saw Bernie Mac on Conan and I saw Adam Sandler hosting Letterman. It seems that Dave showed up for the taping, but was ill with a stomach thing, and Sandler was supposed to be a guest, but he was asked to host. Not too shabby. The show did indeed go on.
And I don't know about you, but Bernie Mac, always seems to hover on the border between funny and unfunny for me; never fully committing to one side or the other.
We tried to watch a little PussyCat Dolls, because of the sluts who are on it, but we couldn't last past the chick who is not a dancer. I'd say I've seen my fill of that show at 2 minutes 34 seconds total viewing time.
Yeah, the 'S' stands for 'special'. And not retarded special. Unwillingly-fucked special.
Dang it, Helio, you make me really want to watch the PCD. Too bad I'm having dinner with a friend & then watching Lost at her house. Argh. Hm, maybe I can watch it before dinner. I like how they keep showing pictures of the girl who used to be obese. Like every fucking episode so far!
The hearing that was sucking my life away is finally over. In just a few minutes, I will head home, put on my PJs, open a bottle of wine, and watch FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS! Yippee! FNL is back. Along with Bones and Lost, a fantastic night of TV. I also have a huge backlog in the DVR, but those are my plans for live and same-day tape-delay viewing tonight.
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Did you really go home and watch TV last night, LT? Impressive. And you had more to drink than I did.
I watched nothing last night, except the last few minutes of a replay of The Riches.
I feel delinquent in my television viewing.
Yeah, I wasn't tired when I got home. Also I am stupid. I tried to watch Pussycat Dolls, too, but I only made it like 15 minutes in.
Haven't watched Bad Girls yet.
I am going to try and stick with The Riches.
I'm sad that I deleted all of my Dirt episodes because I really liked the last commercial I saw for it.
Lost tonight will be awesome.
I watched several episodes of some sort of crime show.
The for real one that I saw was Law & Order SVU, I don’t know what the other one was and then I saw half of a second episode of SVU
Funny thing, SVU is A) only the investigation, and not the trial stuff and B) all about sex, rape and murder involving sex and rape.
Shit, maybe I saw 3 episodes of SVU the stories were like this.
8:00 hour. Freaky family who runs a “Day care” that is actually a just pretty much the family, but check it: Family is very important to the dad, but alas, he can no longer have kids. He wants to have his wife knocked up, so he pays strangers to fuck her. Keeps the kids. His wife’s baby factory stops working, so he keeps having the guys make sweet poking with the wife and he turkey bastes the jizz and squirts it into his daughter. They take this all to trial and the star witness, the daughter flakes out. Family first. In the end they get daddy because he tried to do all this with a former renter in the house, but he ended up killing her because she was fixin’ to back out on the deal. They find he skull and fingers buried in the sub basement. Freaky. Post Script: Daughter (15 years old) decides to not keep the baby, Unsure if that means adoption or abortion.
9:00 Guest starring Rip Torn. Rip’s got two sons. First son is found dead, poisoned by insecticide. First suspect is the gardener, who the wife is banging. That falls through when the gardener has an alibi. SO then Rip’s second son dies mysteriously. Suspicion falls on the first dead son’s wife, but it turns out the actual killer in both cases was the second son’s wife. Good tale.
10:00 Gues starring Brian Dennehey, (I thought he was dead). Old man dying, daughter hates him. Investigators think he molested her.. It turns out he’s an old timey bank robber wanted by the FBI. Turned it off to play halo 2 online. The mother fuckers on line are ruthless and made me question my manhood since they beat me so badly.
I also saw Bernie Mac on Conan and I saw Adam Sandler hosting Letterman. It seems that Dave showed up for the taping, but was ill with a stomach thing, and Sandler was supposed to be a guest, but he was asked to host. Not too shabby. The show did indeed go on.
And I don't know about you, but Bernie Mac, always seems to hover on the border between funny and unfunny for me; never fully committing to one side or the other.
We tried to watch a little PussyCat Dolls, because of the sluts who are on it, but we couldn't last past the chick who is not a dancer. I'd say I've seen my fill of that show at 2 minutes 34 seconds total viewing time.
The original title of Law & Order SVU was "Law & Order: SEX CRIMES!!"
No joke.
Yeah, the 'S' stands for 'special'. And not retarded special. Unwillingly-fucked special.
Dang it, Helio, you make me really want to watch the PCD. Too bad I'm having dinner with a friend & then watching Lost at her house. Argh. Hm, maybe I can watch it before dinner. I like how they keep showing pictures of the girl who used to be obese. Like every fucking episode so far!
The hearing that was sucking my life away is finally over. In just a few minutes, I will head home, put on my PJs, open a bottle of wine, and watch FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS! Yippee! FNL is back. Along with Bones and Lost, a fantastic night of TV. I also have a huge backlog in the DVR, but those are my plans for live and same-day tape-delay viewing tonight.
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